Update!

Told my wife about the old advertisement B-Shoc videos used to have about hiring him for churches and functions.

She said she was getting him for my birthday.

Relationship Goals Part 2.

So apparently my wife has now introduced some of her friends to the Jesus Lean.

SNAP!

liliumion will appreciate this more than anyone.

darkersolstice:

foolishmilex:

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

Just months? Lemme show y’all a thing or two about introversion.

buckyayo50, oldmanvee, clefairydance

What? We only go a year or two without contact at a time.

(Source: ivemoved666)

If I’m following you it either means that I care about what you have to say or you amuse me… I’ll let you guess which you are.

liliumion:

liliumion:

Photo Study.

Reblogging for anyone that missed it at 2 in the morning last night.

My friend Ion draws shit… She draws shit rather well… Damn well.

liliumion:

liliumion:

Photo Study.

Reblogging for anyone that missed it at 2 in the morning last night.

My friend Ion draws shit… She draws shit rather well… Damn well.

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

You mean Satin?

(Source: pau1y, via ruinedchildhood)

How to make scars and blemishes--the cheap and photoshoppy way

poupon:

So you know what’s the short cut to friggin’ CHARACTER? Scars, man.

The scars a person carries tell a lot about their past, and can be handy dandy visual markers to immediately define a character as tragic, badass, mysterious, etc. without having to write a single line. What a load…

I CAN’T READ UNDER THE CUT BECAUSE IT’S ALL 

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T_T

I need some help fleshing out some OCs...

I’m too lazy to figure out how to properly reformat it to tumblr so I’m just using a link to Gaia. lol

I’ve forgotten my OCs last names… Oh no… What will I do?

http://lunabutt.tumblr.com/post/92359219724/abakkus-jazzumon-kai-caelum

abakkus:

jazzumon:

kai-caelum:

thehunterpersian:

ultima-sandwich:

karthus:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

Grass manipulation and marsupial physiology, the two most useless powers possible

Cloth Manipulation and Ferrokintetic Combat

Astrological Physiology and

Meta Event Manipulation
I guess I’m god?

I’m in a good mood right now.

I actually feel pretty happy.

Not just pleasantly content.

Weird.

fandomsandfeminism:

blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry about genuinely good and interesting comic choices.

It’s not even the first time Thor’s been a woman.

(via darkersolstice)

Sometimes we drift apart

Sometimes we fade off into the sunset

Sometimes it’s clear that we were never together

But sometimes

Sometimes we drift back together and kick ass like we did in the old days.

Edit: AND SOMETIMES WE’RE DRIFT COMPATIBLE

I have official permission from my wife to spit cherry pits at squirrels. The caveat is that I need to adopt the sniper code to do it, “one pit, one kill.”